Pretending not to know someone you just met, when actually you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:

xxcoolstorybroxx:

On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!


On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….

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